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BEST EXCUSE TO STAND IN LINE

Those free samples at Costco.

Heaven help any inattentive shopper who gets between that retiree on a scooter and the fresh batch of blue crab dip on a cracker! And good luck easing your cart through the gaggle of hungry schnorrers grabbing at the potstickers, the spring rolls and the smoked turkey on a toothpick, too. Circle the store four times and with enough patience, you’ve had a free meal.

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